Friday, July 27, 2007

All Chromed Out

Does your car look like this?

Well let's add a little furnish to it...

Fantachrome is a new simple low cost and effective 3 step process that can give a real metallic surface finish to almost any finish, let alone your BMW.

The revolutionary coating sytem produces a mirror-like chrome finish on many surface. No t only does it look but it also feels just like real metal plating because of the metallic material. It is perhaps the Fantachrome is the best viable alternative to traditional electro chrome plating that is available on the market.

Facts
  • Low Cost: considerably less expensive than traditional chroming or metal plating
  • High Margins: its unique process involves the use of quality finish which allows generous profit margins
  • No Size Limitations: Since Fantachrome is sprayed on, the product size limitations that are associated with chrome baths or vacuum chambers do not exist
  • Almost Any Surface: plastics, polyurethane foam, metal, wood, alloy, fibreglass, styrofoam, glass, gypsum, ceramics, etc...
  • Durable: tough as OEM automotive finishes
  • Dazzling Colors and Finishes: in addition to the traditional chrome look, a dazzling range of metallic colors and furnishing options are available. Special effects like Gun Metal and Antiquing are also easily achieved
  • Water based and safe: process is water-based with no toxic metals, it is far safer than the highly toxic processes of traditional chroming.
Now let' see some results...

Oh hell yeah it's the Silver Surfer!!!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Riding Dirty to School!

Now tell me kids, who doesn't wanna go the school in a pimped out bus like this!


Ladies and Gents, Ridin' Dirty prezents the "Buscalade"

All chromed out and lowered, Jkewlz is pretty sure there a lot of noise power inside. Riding dirty is the way to cruise to your Gym class I tell ya'.

Jkewlz out!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Sheed, the Maybach you Hafta Get Rid!

Everybody knows how I scream my lungs out whenever I'm in the Palace of Auburn Hills. I'm a true blue hardcore Piston fan and I have been that way since I was a child.

I love all the players and the way they play the game. Indeed, they're dirty like pistons. Take my man 'Sheed for example.

"You messin' w/ me boi?

"Get my brass knuckles Lindsey."

"Ref, you're one lousy midget."

"Get my brass knuckles Lindsey!"

Oh yeah, #36 sure plays dirty. Although Rasheed deserves his place in the Ridin' Dirty blog, there's one thing I don't approve of... and that is his 2004 Maybach 57!

"Hey, Sheed! What's up with the stock rims?"

It's just not the rims people, take note of the paint as well. Pretty dull right? Quite not the baller ride we expect from a basketball star with championship rings to boast. Actually this car is already up of purchase. I'm sure Rasheed Wallace has other cars he can proudly show the ridin' dirty blog but he has to get rid of this.

So be careful ballers and rappers, Jkewlz ain't just out to glorify cool rides but I'm also on the prowl for bummer rides to scrutinize!

Jkewlz out...




Friday, July 13, 2007

Jigga Man's Denali

Hip hop icon and personal hero Jay-Z debuted his Concept GMC Yukon Denali SUV this year. I'm sure y'all been hearing "Jay-Z blue" in some of his songs. Actually, this is in reference to the signature color exuded on the Yukon all shiny and Jigga.

GMC decided to go with Jay-Z as he is one the Hip Hop community's elder statesman, having successfully made it through the game.

“Automotive design, entertainment and fashion have had a profound influence on each other and American culture for generations,” said Ed Welburn, vice president of GM Global Design. “We’re pairing a music icon, Jay-Z, with an automotive icon, the GMC Yukon Denali. Our Global Color Studio worked with Jay-Z to develop a fresh, vibrant color that matched his goals and aesthetics. The paint uses a high degree of reflective materials that helps evolve the blue color spectrum.”

Well what you expect from teh Jiggaman? Known almost throughout the entire globe, Jay-Z has redefined commercial success in the form of music that we all love. Hip Hop music.

Jkewlz out!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

It's the Soul Plane!

Oh yeah here comes Capt'n Mack and his phat ride, the Soul Plane.

Now I'm sure y'all seen this 2004 comedy flick starring no other than the big dogg himself Snoop Doggy Dog. And I'm sure this made you laugh your guts out! The movie also stars fellow rap superstar Method Man and comedians D.L., Tom Arnold and Kevin Hart along with a great supporting cast.

But the real big star here is, of course, the plane itself. It has chromed out wheels and hard pumping hydraulics. Man, the plane bounces up and down on the runway! It also has a on-board dance club and naturally, sexy stewardesses.

Yep, this film sure tingles the funny bone. Fo' shizzle!


Monday, July 9, 2007

Kanye's Bear @ the BMW World Finals

Y'all familiar with Kanye's signature bear mascot. It appeared on Kanye's debut album "The College Dropout" which went on to become a meteoric catalyst for the rapper out of Atlanta.

"The College Dropout" was nominated for a Grammy award for Album of the year. It actually won Best Rap album and Best Rap Song for "Jesus Walks".

Well, just after a year saw the mascot jump from album covers to race cars. Formula BMW World race cars that is.. Check these out.


Yeah. Im sure that car sure packs a lot of horsepower same with Kanye's heart pounding music. Along with the bear logo, Kanye also put the logo of two of his favorite charities namely the Kanye West Foundation and the United Nations World Food Program. Yep, the man sure loves living the fast life.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Ride it Like Beckham!

David Beckham is a world renowned football player hailing from Great Britain. I'm pretty sure you guys know this dude. He once played as a captain ball for the English national team and currently is in the United States. David accepted an offer of around $1m a week from Major League Soccer team Los Angeles Galaxy.


1 million dollars a week... One Million Dollars A Week... A Week.


Now I get it! No wonder this guy rolls out like this...




As you all probably know that David's wife is Posh Spice Victoria from the 90's pop group Spice Girls. Hmm.. let's check her out..

Pretty thin for a rich man's wife but still posh nonetheless

Oh well. Life's unfair like that. Some guy earns a freaking million dollars a week while some of us break our necks just to earn a benjamin or two.



Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Football Bros

Michael and Marcus Vick

Michael Dwayne Vick is the premier quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. At 6'-0" and 215 pounds, the left-handed passing Vick is one of the smaller quarterbacks in the league but is regarded by many pundits and fans as being one of the NFL's most exciting players for his speed, agility, and arm strength. He was named Best NFL Player at the 2004 ESPY Awards.


Marcus Vick is played as quarterback for Virgnia Tech. The team initially announced that Vick would enter the 2005 season as the team's third-string quarterback, but he quickly won the starting role after impressive spring practices and scrimmages. Marcus was signed by the Miami Dolphins for strong playing.

Now what do the Vick brothers have in common aside from being ballers? Well of course they both love ridin' dirty! Show above is their pimped out Ford SUV decked with “rims, TV, and all”.

“I got the Bentley Flying Spur, the Bentley coupe, a Benz 500, and a Navigator 2006 edition. I stay fly with that,” says Micahel.

Well you know them ballers. With the kind salary they're earning, they could a whole lotta bling.

Jkewlz out!

Monday, July 2, 2007

Junior Gong makes Waves

Greetings from the Mother land, Damian "Junior Gong" is here!

Here he is at the Automotive Rhythms behind a copper Chevy.

Most of you can problably tell that this guy is a reggae artist. Yes he is. He is Damian Marley, the youngest male by the legendary Bob Marley.

But what people dont' know that Damian is out making a name for himself and is currently making waves in the United States. "Junior Gong" is a three time Grammy-winning reggae artist incorporating the reggae sound with urban mixes. His thrid album "Welcome to Jamrock" won Best Reggae Album at the 2006 Grammy awards.

I wonder what ride does Damian cruise into. Well I'm sure whatever it is, it is sure to blast fastastic reggae beats! Jkewlz out..