Vegas Lover: Kid Rock? Kid Rock will perform at GM Style?
jkewlz: Uhuh – he’s in the list with Mary J. Blige and Maroon 5—
Vegas Lover: Maroon 5 too? What’s the world comin’ to? Dey shud be marooned where dey can do no damage – the name alone makes me ears hemorrhage!
jkewlz: And what’s your beef wit ‘em? Perhaps you just jealous coz lead singer Levine is a badder playa dan you!
Vegas Lover: Oh no, u di’int, wannabe white nigga – nobody be more bad-ass dan urz truly! Do a 360 like ya Kid – he bounced Hip Hop for Rock, da infidel..
jkewlz: Dontcha mean a 180? If I went 360, I be spinnin’ back where I started—
Vegas Lover: Oh, excuuuuze me, Mr. Math McGeek, but I was havin’ a flashback of M’Lady… Oh yeah, she was so fine, she went:
Spin spin like a lick/ All around my/ Explicit lyric
jkewlz: Ha!
It ain’t your tool/ You da one/ Wrapped ‘round her finger, foo’!
I mean, look at you:/ A dawg who drools/ Howls long for da moon—
Vegas Lover:
Is that a joke/? Den why was she stoked?/ Her paws on the floor/
All fours, ass up to give ya pause?/ Huh?
She don’t git any quid pro quo/ I git what I want/ Dat all she need to know
jkewlz:
The story of her liiips/ Dey hangin’ like an elliiipse
She eclipsin’ ya/ Make u believe in her
And then when you get da iiitch/ Payback is gonna be a biiitch
Da pimp gits nuttin’/ Howlin’ and hurtin’/ Da pimp gits nuttin’ but burnin’ piiiss
Vegas Lover: Damn you – you ruin everythin’ for me, you wannabe white—
jkewlz: You ain’t in Vegas no more, Toto! Scamper off and whimper like the pup you iz under the rock from which you came! Ahh… finally got rid of that foul-mouth alter-ego…
So yes, Billboard top-charter Kid Rock will be in da howz on January 12 at the uber-exclusive extravaganza at GM’s climate-controlled pavilion. More than his vocals (and his self-confessed love of muscle cars), he’ll be showcasing his Made in
And since we can’t git enough of a good thing, more bling bling will be seen at the scene, care of Colette Steckel,
More than fashionistas will be pleased with the new developments for this year’s GM Style, however, as GM has added that the Chevrolet Camaro and the E85 Hot Rod convertible concepts will also prowl the catwalk.
Said Ed Welburn, GM vice president for Global Design: “High energy and passion are in every element of GM Style, from the vehicles to the performances to the fashions. People will be talking about this event for some time to come.”
Heck, we’re all a-buzzin’ right now! The GM Style show will be simulcast on gm.com, so log on on the twelfth to get your GM fix, Kid Rock style!
