Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Eyein’ the 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible

What up homies?!? It’s been awhile since I been puttin’ some words down on this blog,yo! I was down at Miami Beach checking out them fine honeys and takin’ a breather. Y’all know how it is with a playa’s lifestyle. Once in a while you gotta kickback and let your body rest otherwise it might turn on you. I’m down with cars and all but I never wanna ride no ambulance. Believe that!

Now, I was scouting for a new gangta ride and out popped this wonderful new PT Cruiser Convertible from Chrysler. Damn, if it isn’t a fine lookin’ car. The original was tight as it is already, but this new one dawg, blows the old one away for sure! Man, gorgeousity embodied! A convertible is almost always a winner, but this one just cuts above the rest. From it distinct, original styling to its lush interior, man I’m creaming myself already. I just have to add this one to my wish list. The PT Cruiser Convertible is aimed at the ordinary fools like you and me. It’s got this cheap price tag that just suits any budget. I would even get this sweet-ass ride even if I was a millionaire. I mean, sure it wouldn’t look comfortable sitting next to super cars and sports car if it was stock. But add some phat rims to this bad boy and a whole lot of kits, gizmos and upholstery and it may even look more wicked than some fancy schmancy sports car. I could just picture driving this thing down my hood top-down and watch the pimps’ jaws drop. They’ll think I was some rich ass ‘foo from the music biz. Ha ha, what they don’t know won’t hurt them.

And it’s not the retail price that’s cheap. Average MPG on this thing is decent, which means I’ll have plenty of cash leftover to buy myself and some shorties a few rounds of “refreshments”. I’m lovin’ it already. And when it comes to performance, it’s kinda standard but so what? You already got your money’s worth by its looks alone. Don’t start hatin and tellin’ me you still got ripped off. You’re a sucka if you do. 150 horses are powering this cutie’s 2.4 liter engine. It also has a 4-speed automatic transmission. It’s a 2-door, 4 passenger convertible. Nice eh? I’ll be able to bring my homeboys along for the ride. It’s just plain cool, no doubt about it. So for you average players out there looking for a decently price ride that’s sure to catch everybody’s attention, check out the 2008 Chrysler PT Convertible. I sure as hell will. Later.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

The Next Music Video Superstar

When it comes to hip hop automobile brands, few are mentioned more than Mercedez- Benz. Anybody who’s anybody in the hip hop scene has at least one or two. Even british comic Rowan Atkinson can’t keep his mitts off a Merc Mclaren F1. I’m telling you, nothing says I-made-it more than having a luxury German sports car sitting comfortable in your 10-car garage. For years, Mercedez has been a key ingredient in gangsta’ rap songs and music videos. Do you remember how much you used to cream yourself while watching your favorite rap star on TV bouncing on the latest merc on phat rims?

Players will once more have something to spend a portion of their fortune on when Mercedez-Benz releases its 2009 SL. I mean just look at the damn thing. If that doesn’t stir feelings of “love at first sight” then I don’t know what will. That streamlined exterior exudes speed like no other expensive piece of machinery will. Believe me your Rep will skyrocket if your pockets are deep enough to get one of these babies. Everything good in a car design is present. HUGE 18-inch wheels, mean-looking grill, well-designed hood, great set of lights and a flawless paint job make for one seriously desirable machine.

This bad-boy doesn’t fall short on features and performance too. As with all of its predecessors, the SL line offers great handling and enough speed to quench any speed freaks thirst. And its interior? Well, let’s just say you definitely get what you pay for. All handsomely tailored to suit any pimp’s ridged standards. Honeys will definitely have a go at each other just to be the first to get in your ride with you. Boy, no matter you butt-ugly you might be, shorties will still adore you… if you have a Mercedz-Benz 2009 SL that is.

If you don’t, well… plastic surgery might be a cheaper solution.

It’s definitely a good investment. If you’re a rap star yourself, this mean machine will look splendid next to your 15 other luxury cars. Nobody can say this honey isn’t worth its price tag. So are you looking for your next luxury coupe? Be one of the first few lucky mothers to own the 2009 Mercedez-Benz SL.